You Dont Like America? Get Out!

We saw America in its purest form last night. It rode up on the back and shoulders of a short and stout bald man. As he lay his elbow against the bar and reached for his matches he put a ciggarrette to his mouth. With the other hand he slammed the bar and whistled to the tender to fetch him a cold one. The poor bartender did not realize his error when he gave more attention to the pretty ladies dancing all around him. This man was America! Now America demanded attention. The leather American flag and USA insignia on both arms commanded others to be humbled. So when the tender finally did pay America the attention it deserves, it was made clear to all the others in the bar that America did not wait. America never waits. America only had to make a little noise to get a beer.